Alyx, my dear
In a fit of interview pique, I once asked Gabe Newell if it was permitted to fancy Alyx, the computer generated star of Half-Life 2. His answer was simple: “get in line buddy. We all love her.”
But that doesn’t excuse this.
I guess this was kind of inevitable.
But this is all kinds of wrong.
Footnote: searching for Alyx on Flickr throws up hundreds of young girls, maybe 3/4 years old. Geek dads win.