Archive for September, 2006

Emotional baggage

September 21, 2006

Baggage handlers are cunts. And it’s next to impossible to report a crime in Britain. This is a true story.
Summary for the lazy: British Airways lost my case, things got nicked from it, crime pays, and the police service are nigh on incomprehensible

I’ve just got back from a quick work trip to Seattle. Seattle [...]

Revenge of the brick!

September 20, 2006

Mini-fig review: Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy? Two sore thumbs up! (I’m playing on the PSP).
It led me to this. Win.

Wii don’t know

September 14, 2006

Last night, Nintendo held a press conference in Japan to announce pricing and launch details for their new console. This is a big deal for both gamers, and the industry. So it’s only natural that the press cover this in detail.
Bloggers, of course, fall over themselves to be the first with the announcements - you [...]

Alyx, my dear

September 8, 2006

In a fit of interview pique, I once asked Gabe Newell if it was permitted to fancy Alyx, the computer generated star of Half-Life 2. His answer was simple: “get in line buddy. We all love her.”
But that doesn’t excuse this.

  I guess this was kind of inevitable.

But this is all kinds of [...]

Message in a bottle: DO NOT OPEN

September 7, 2006

Here’s the problem: we’re dumping a few thousand square tonnes of highly toxic waste in the centre of the desert. How do we keep curious humans out, in 2000 years time?
“We looked at what messages had come from deep in time to the present, like the pyramids,” explains David B. Givens, an anthropologist specializing [...]

Interplanetary holiday

September 6, 2006

The Mars Society is looking for a few good men - and women - to spend four months holed up in an artificial igloo or tromping around the Canadian Arctic in bulky faux spacesuits.
This won’t be an extended vacation, or a reality-TV plotline. For rocket scientist Robert Zubrin, president of the Mars Society, next year’s exercise on Devon [...]

Overlord

September 4, 2006

Overlord. It’s a kind of third person RTS where you pick up goblin helpers along the way, and they terrorise everything. Hence the sheep. Too funny to ignore.

Beauty and the beast

September 4, 2006

Me

Her

 Just saying.

Just. Stop. Talking.

September 4, 2006

To get a flavor for the problem, consider the following: Imagine a New Yorker-style cartoon. In the foreground is a glum girl in Victorian dress standing on the cheese wheel space in a life-size game of Mousetrap. The girl is imprisoned in the cage that drops down after the Rube Goldbergian contraption has been tripped. [...]

Redbull: Makes you whinge.

September 2, 2006

Today, I spent seven hours making a 38 mile round trip to sit in a field, be rained on, and eventually be sent home disappointed by Steve Ryder.
It was rubbish.
We were going to see the Redbull Air Race - apparently, the forth dimension in flight. Those dimensions being horizontal, vertical, lateral, and heavily sponsored. First [...]